Sunday, August 29, 2004

Backup

Naw you can't just hate on Flo like that in front of everybady. i mean come on that's just not right. i have to step in and say that that is completely unexceptable. we all have a little bit of amo on everbody and we might have a bunch on Flo. but i have to be the firt to say that Flo you'r my boy and don't sweat it. it's not your fault that every hot girl you look at happens to be a mom or like 12. that's not your fault. that's just how it goes sometime. i like to call it back luck in scoping out women. plus if we added it up there would be like 2 hot girls to every 1 reject that you've scoped. 2 to 1 doesn't sound to bad to me. you just need to improve that average by about 3 to1 or even 4 to 1 before you go to collage so you do mess yourself up. but i do not agree with the constant a flo bashing that continues on this site. besides, El Descanso stands for resting place a place to feel safe and relaxed i'm sure Flo feels none of this while he reads blogs that bash him on his bad timing in looking at the oposite sex. well i think i've stated my case well enough. i got your back flo. humuhumunukunukuapua'a mazel poopoo shauldelwald till i die

11 Comments:

Blogger Alex Flores said...

Flo stands stage right, cowering behind C LO while he bashes you bastards - audible wimpers can be heard. The director interjects: "Alex, the audience has to FEEL your emotions! You've just worn your heart on your sleeve (see two or three posts back) and it's been ripped off, sliced into thin and neat slices only to be thrown to the wolves, and regurgitated and fed to the little ones. SOME of your friends are cold and mean, and the audience has to know that you're just as vulnerable as the next."
Alex responds: "Shutup man, ain't you got any burritos up in this mug? DAMN YOU TALK TOO MUCH!! Thanks C LO!! humuhumunukunukuapua'a mazel poopoo schadewald till the end of time!! Eat it Lyns and veru - we just rode on ya at ya own bar-b-que!!! TRIPLE P PUDDIN' BABY!

August 29, 2004 at 11:55 AM  
Blogger Linz said...

Alex, I love you man...and I have tried to keep a cap on my personal alex bashin (or at least write lengthy apology notes ;-) but you do need to bear in mind that you incriminate yourself with your comments on the "girls in spandex" post. You know, the part you said, "no one quote me on this...." about? I mean, I won't quote you or anything, but I do refer everyone back to that post to check AFLO's feelings on "younger women" hehe. Love you Alex. We bought you a present too, I'm going to mail it to you at school and then you can tell everyone on this site how much you love it.

August 29, 2004 at 4:06 PM  
Blogger Alex Flores said...

Alex bashing? Your share of "Alex Bashing?" My god, it didn't know it was a sport. I've come to the conclusion that I am less apt to get all pissed off or moody if you make fun of me; that I'm strong and that's why you all choose to pick on me. That's aight though - I'm good. Do what you will! But Tommy - don't you ever, I mean EVER, call me Armand with intention to minimize differences. Then I'll ride on ya at ya own magistrate! Much love to C Lo and Linz - and jeff, how's this for wordy? BIATCH!!!

August 29, 2004 at 9:19 PM  
Blogger Tommy said...

holy shit you little bitch.... get over it. Everybody else gets to say you have a small dick....I've done that like twice. (and once you don't no about yet)but I mention armand and you go insane. Alex you WILL be compared to a lot of people in you lifetime,we all will...shit I live in your and armands supposed shodows, how should that make me feel... and Armand will not be the worst person you will be compared with. By the way, haw are you gonna mention me in your writing and then throw a shout outto other people....what an ass...well not really...but it felt like a fun thing to say....anyway much luv to all especially to A_Flo

August 29, 2004 at 9:49 PM  
Blogger Alex Flores said...

So you're sayin i'm a terrible person and might be compared to somebody like George W. Bush? What kind of lunacy is this? You're sayin that I act in such a way that someone at some point in time will liken me to the sticky shit at the bottom of the barrel? Well I've had enough!..... Yea!

August 29, 2004 at 9:55 PM  
Blogger Linz said...

Someone might just as easily compare you to a pancake on labor day...or a bird trapped in a giant steaming bowl of tomato soup, I think Tommy's saying don't be so sensitive cause you know your alex...not armand or sticky poo or busy pancakes or a soggy bird. =)

August 30, 2004 at 8:59 AM  
Blogger Tommy said...

Exactly....I coulnd't have said it better myself....no really...I'm not good at saying stuff coherently...but I guess you guys already know that...

August 30, 2004 at 10:44 AM  
Blogger Alex Flores said...

The point is that I wouldn't even MIND being compared to a busy pancake - that's what I've been the last two days running errands and packing....
That being said, I agree and concede.

August 30, 2004 at 12:37 PM  
Blogger Tommy said...

Your capitulation seems somewhat involuntary, but is most welcome non the less. :)

August 30, 2004 at 12:48 PM  
Blogger Linz said...

tommy that was pretty coherent...I thought you couldn't say things coherently...

August 30, 2004 at 2:38 PM  
Blogger Tommy said...

Yeah but i was thinking the phrase "Involuntary penile capitulation" the entire time.

August 31, 2004 at 10:37 AM  

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